Welcome to Chicken Ranch Central, the website of author Jayme Lynn
Blaschke

Chicken Ranch Images
Jayme Lynn Blaschke's Writings
About Jayme Lynn Blaschke
Jayme Lynn Blaschke Public Speaking
Contact Jayme Lynn Blaschke

Contact Jayme Lynn Blaschke

The Chicken Ranch Project

Why in the world are you writing about the Chicken Ranch? I can't count the number of times I've been asked this over the past year. It's a good question. The short answer is, "Because nobody else is." The slightly longer answer is, "Because I don't trust anybody else to do it right." The complete answer is a bit more involved.

I grew up in Columbus, Texas, and can't recall not knowing about the Chicken Ranch over in La Grange. Seeing as how the brothel closed in 1973 when I was just 3 years old, it took me a while to figure out that it was a bit more than a place where they raised a bunch of chickens. When Universal filmed much of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas a few miles down the road in Hallettsville, that was big news amongst me and my friends. Hollywood was practically next door! When I begged my folks to take me to see it, they answered with an unequivocal "No!" When I demanded a reason why, they said the title was reason enough. Puzzled, I looked up just what a whorehouse was, and thus was introduced to a whole other world of vice. I was pretty much a sheltered kid, you'll figure out.

Fast-forward a couple of decades. When KTRK-TV reporter Marvin Zindler died in 2007, Texas media was awash in retrospectives of the crusader's career. The Great Chicken Ranch Scandal was naturally front and center. This got me to thinking that I'd never really learned the real story of what went on. Sure, I'd seen that movie my parents wouldn't take me to, but somehow I didn't think Burt Reynolds' singing had much basis in fact. My wife, Lisa, who'd grown up in Bastrop, Texas, right on the other side of La Grange, was curious as well, and gifted me with what little published literature there was on the subject. To say that the printed matter was lacking would be a kindness.

For such a famous event in Texas history, there was darn little documentation of it. Even the former location of the property was confused and contradicted by various sources. Rumor stood for fact, gossip for truth. For the better part of two years I brooded on the matter. I'd forget about it for a while, then it'd resurface and I'd complain to my wife that somebody, somewhere needed to interview all the folks who were involved first-hand to get their side of the story before they all went the way of Zindler. Sheriff Jim Flournoy, one of the pivotal players in the affair, had already passed away in the 1980s. Governor Dolph Briscoe passed away in 2010. Finally, my long-suffering wife had all that she could take. "Quite bitching about it," she said, "and write the damn thing yourself."

So, here we are, for better or worse. I never set out to write a book on the Chicken Ranch--I'm a science fiction writer, for crying out loud, with some interviews on the side. But the realization finally sank in that the unwritten book would haunt me until I got it out of my system, so I gave in, put on hold the various short stories and novels I'd been working on, and jumped in with both feet. I've invested more than a year of my life into researching this thing, and have untold hours of recorded interviews to back me up. It's not been easy, but hopefully before too long I'll have the finished product in a bookstore near you. And if you've got a sense of humor and a little time to spare, I invite you to check out some "abandoned" Chicken Ranch book projects I've uncovered in my research by other writers.

Frequently Asked Questions

When people learn that I'm researching and writing a book on the Chicken Ranch, they invariably have questions for me. Here are some of the most common:
When's the book coming out? With a bit of wind at my back, it will hit the shelves in 2012. If not, then 2013 at the latest.

That's a long time. Who's your publisher? I don't have a publisher, althoug a couple have caught wind of my efforts and sent out feelers. My proposal is currently in search of an agent.

Proposal? Aren't you finished writing the manuscript? No, I'm still writing. I'm also still researching, although the bulk of that work is complete. You can shop incomplete non-fiction proposals around, whereas with fiction, the novel pretty much has to be complete before anyone will look at it.

So, have you talked to any of the women who worked there? I've spoken with the madam. The working girls themselves have been very difficult to track down. They're 30-plus years older now, and have moved on with their lives. I can't blame them for wanting to put the Chicken Ranch behind them, but if any happen to read this and want to speak with me, my email link is on the left over there.

Did the madam look like Dolly Parton? No. And Sheriff Flournoy didn't look like Burt Reynolds, either.

Didn't I hear they moved the Chicken Ranch to Dallas? Part of the original building was indeed moved from La Grange to Dallas and turned into a restaurant on Greenville Avenue. It failed. Everything inside was auctioned off and as near as I can tell, the building was eventually torn down and probably replaced by a gas station.

Didn't it burn down? No. A trailer park brothel in Nevada started calling itself the Chicken Ranch in the 70s. Some rival brothels torched the place. There was a big arson investigation and a trial. But that wasn't the brothel in La Grange.

Is the Chicken Ranch in Nevada run by the same people who ran it in La Grange? Nope. They're completely unrelated, although the one in Nevada has a collection of Chicken Ranch memorabilia and plays The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas soundtrack for people holding on the phone.
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas motion picture DVD

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Original Broadway Soundtrack

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

The Best Little Whorehouse - The New Cast Recording